Jokes!

Bailout

A man was walking down the streets of Washington DC one night. All of a sudden a mugger sticks a gun in his ribs and says. Give me all your money.

He replied, "Do you realize I am an important member of congress?" The robber said, "In that case give me all my money!"

Saving her hat

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes‚ I know‚" said the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."

"But‚ madam‚ you must know that your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"

Interview by NASA

NASA officials were interviewing three prospective astronauts to sent to Mars on a dangerous one-way trip. Only one of the three would go, and that candidate would never return to Earth. The interviewer asked the first candidate, an engineer, how much he wanted to be paid to go.

"One million dollars," replied the engineer, "and I want it donated to my alma mater, Rice University."

The interviewer asked the next candidate the same question.

"Two million dollars," answered the doctor, "and I want to give one million to my family and leave the other million to medical research."

The third candidate, a lawyer, was asked the same question.

"Three million dollars!" replied the lawyer.

"Why so much?" the interviewer inquired.

The lawyer replied, "If you give me three million, I'll keep a million, give you a million, and we'll send the engineer."

Google Apps help in work and in the college

Google Apps help colleges and students, it brings tools that help the teachers and students to be connected, send documents, Mails, it also helps to remember the homeworks and daily activities.
So then, google creates Google guides program to help you take your Google Apps expertise to your future job, it helps to make runnig fast your company and you can become a google guide and equip you with resources to introduce and implement Apps in your workplace.

Technology things

Short history of computers


the computers were invented during the second World war to calculate the trajectories of ballistic misiles, then they were used by economic companies to business data processing, when the first peronal computers were available in 1976, the beginning of the sales was slowly, because the computer doesn´t has any attractive software, but as they increase the variety of software, the consumer interest increased.


 Technologic advances


1. Touch screens
2.  All in one PCs (in the monitor there are: the system unit, the speakers and the webcam. It have touch screen and inalambric mouse and keyboard).
3. Pen drives.
4. ultimate software, hardware and internet servers.
5. I pad. 





Apple vs. Microsoft
In the business, the discoveries and the innovation can revolutionize an industrie.
Get ahead of the competitors may be crucial, but be neglected may be fatal.
Apple and microsoft were rivals until august 6th of 1997, when they signed an accordance.
But the battle continues by the products of the two companies, the battle of the founders of the two compa-
nies (Bill gates vs Steve jobs) were criticized by many years.
 Zune vs Ipod
Mobile me vs Hotmail
Safari vs Internet explorer
Intel vs AMD
AMD is the more important rival of Intel. The AMD proccesors are cheaper than Intel with equivalent Intel Models.